…because we are all so special Got a picture? From anywhere in the world, planes, trains, automobiles! We want it all! Submit it to SubwayDouchery@gmail.com follow me! @TheTomSibley Follow blog! @SubwayDoucheryTumblr (3.0; @subwaydouchery)http://www.subwaydouchery.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3psib75B01rt744fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://translationsforyou.tumblr.com/post/22658827162/follow-translations-for-you" target="_blank">translationsforyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>follow <a href="http://translationsforyou.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Translations For You</a>!</p> </blockquote>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/22658845814http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/22658845814Tue, 08 May 2012 13:28:18 -0400<p>Subway Douchery got mentioned on <a href="http://www.lostateminor.com/2012/05/04/subway-douchery/" target="_blank">Lost At E Minor</a>! Check out the site and the link!</p> <p>The mention came from one of our favorite tumblrs <a href="http://www.funnybonedrawings.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Funny Bone Drawings</a>. Do yourself a flavor and follow that immediately!</p> <p>And if you are in a following mood, follow the jerkball responsible for Subway Douchery <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/TheTomSibley" target="_blank">@TheTomSibley</a></p>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/22621403931http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/22621403931Mon, 07 May 2012 20:35:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ny5rIX1q1qzgiyxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>SUBWAY DOUCHERY :<em> The Burrito Bowl</em> <br/></strong></p> <p><em>Listen, pal..</em> I know lunch breaks can be unforgiving and brief BUT that’s a Chipotle burrito bowl! You show it the <em>GOTDAM</em> respect it deserves! You take it back to the office, you move your laptop or keyboard to the left or right depending on what hand you use to eat with, and you savor every fuggin’ bite! Don’t balance it on your messenger bag and try to shovel it into your mouth like some kind of human backhoe.</p> <p>You clearly don’t respect yourself but at least respect the good people at Chipotle that are pumpin’ out the edible hits day in and day out FOR YOU!!!Okay… sorry I was so hard on you in the first paragraph. But a Burrito Bowl is meant to be celebrated privately and eating it on the subway is like slapping a pair of tits on the Mona Lisa. Eating on the subway is gross in general and eating something that requires a utensil… well, that’s how people end up on a ridiculous website like this.</p> <p>p.s. Hope you sprung the extra 2 bucks for the guac… you only live once!</p> <p><strong>*** Today’s picture came from Emmmanuel who made it very clear he is not a fan of Chipotle but we love him anyway! Have a great week & Keep on Douchin’ ***</strong></p>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/22594477523http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/22594477523Mon, 07 May 2012 13:34:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3b7b7se8W1qzgiyxo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>SUBWAY DOUCHERY : <em>If You See Something Sad…</em></strong></p> <p>- I bet this guy uses the The Secret.</p> <p>- …. wait, I use The Secret. Are these negative vibrations? </p> <p>- How many times a day does he hear, “Hey, it’s Freddy Kruger!”</p> <p>- How many times a day does he have to say, “… you know, from Edward Scissorhands!”</p> <p>- How many times a day does he hear, “Awesome costume, man. I LOVE The Cure!”</p> <p>- How many times a day does he hear, “Bro, The Crow is like… MY FAVORITE movie. But what’s with the knife hands?”</p> <p>- How many times a day does he hear, “Mike, we broke up 2 YEARS AGO! And YES, because of the scissorhands!”</p> <p>- How many times a day does he consider night school?</p> <p>- How many times a day does he make a nightmare out of a Starbucks bathroom?</p> <p>- How many unnecessary judgements can one website make about a guy living his dream?</p> <p><strong>*** Today’s Douchery Pic was sent in by the AMAZING JARED! Follow him on twitter <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/jaredjarednyc" target="_blank">@JaredJaredNYC</a> & Keep on Douchin’ ***</strong></p>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/22140003336http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/22140003336Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:23:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33ucfBFZ11rt744fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://translationsforyou.tumblr.com/post/21866988896/follow-translations-for-you" target="_blank">translationsforyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>follow <a href="http://translationsforyou.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Translations For You</a>!</p> </blockquote>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/21867020317http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/21867020317Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:00:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zutbN7xi1rt744fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://translationsforyou.tumblr.com/post/21721720501/follow-translations-for-you" target="_blank">translationsforyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>follow <a href="http://translationsforyou.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Translations For You</a>!</p> </blockquote>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/21721731753http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/21721731753Tue, 24 Apr 2012 13:20:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2y6d7Wrz41qzgiyxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>SUBWAY DOGGERY : <em>The Good Life</em> <br/></strong></p> <p>AwwWWWWwWWWWwwwWWwwwwwWWWWWWWwwwww!  OH MY GOD! THAT’S THE CUTEST DOG I’VE EVER…… wait… is that TWO?!?!? THERE TWO OF THEM?!?!? (<em>Tom then passed out and recovered 2 hours later</em>) THERE IS TWO OF THEM! Just traveling the city like two fluffy explorers searching for new dog collars, dog sweaters, and dignified places to urinate. These two beauties wouldn’t pee on a fire hydrant, unless that fire hydrant dispensed Pellegrino! </p> <p>…. but they are in a baby stroller. Which are traditionally meant for… well babies and in certain cases recyclables by the more industrious of the homeless. There are some families in this country that can’t even afford a quality stroller and this person has two dogs in theirs. Gosh.. it really makes you think, ya know? Some people can have so much and others have so very little.. WAIT! OMG!!Is that a bow in the dog’s fur??!! THAT’S SOOO CUTE!!!! (<em>Tom then passed out until the following morning</em>)</p> <p><strong>*** Today’s ADORABLENESS came from the studio at <a href="http://robertadammayer.com/" target="_blank">Robert Adam Mayer </a>photography! Check out the <a href="http://robertadammayer.com/" target="_blank">website </a>because the photos are amazing & Keep on Douchin’ ***</strong></p>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/21660236925http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/21660236925Mon, 23 Apr 2012 15:34:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qnhoAGO41rt744fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://translationsforyou.tumblr.com/post/21388120289/follow-translations-for-you" target="_blank">translationsforyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Follow <a href="http://translationsforyou.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Translations For You</a>!</p> </blockquote>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/21388128611http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/21388128611Thu, 19 Apr 2012 14:03:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qmudNIoS1qzgiyxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One From The Douchery Vault: The Inspirator</p> <p>This was one of the first Subway Douchery posts. This guy practically inspired this entire ridiculous website.</p> <p><strong>SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Cell Phone on the Stairs Guy</strong></p> <p>Obviously this is the most important phone call of this gentleman’s life. Why else would he stand at the bottom of the heavily traveled subway stairs during the evening rush?</p> <p>I listened in to his conversation. He said very earth shattering things like:</p> <p>“Not really in a wine mood tonight, maybe we should get some beers..”</p> <p>“Do you think any chicks hang out in midtown or is it all dudes?”</p> <p>“Brah, I got my foot up on the stair like those Captain Morgan commercials!”</p>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/21387602765http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/21387602765Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:49:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2n0ceN7B71rt744fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://translationsforyou.tumblr.com/post/21277294678/follow-translations-for-you" target="_blank">translationsforyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Follow <a href="http://translationsforyou.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Translations For You</a>!</p> </blockquote>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/21277307149http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/21277307149Tue, 17 Apr 2012 14:50:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2l29dAsso1qzgiyxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>SUBWAY DOUCHERY : <em>Onions? More like FUNions!</em></strong></p> <p><em>It’s really hard to know what to say…</em> The brass lady balls are the size of mountains on this one! She clearly planned, “Don’t got time for the kitchen cuttin’ so imma just do it on the train!” She then packed her reusable grocery bag, a rather large cutting board for a woman her size, and a kitchen knife. Clearly, she thinks nothing of busting out a knife on the train like it’s totally okay! I like to imagine she’s late for a cocktail party and she just didn’t have time to make her world famous salsa. But if it turns out she’s an actress trying to drum up some crocodile tears for an audition, I will lose all faith in humanity.</p> <p>The true heroes of this photo are the gentleman sitting on either side of her. They really encompass all the onlooker feelings:</p> <p><strong>Blue Jacket to her right:</strong> He has the more dramatic face that says, <em>“You…CAN NOT…be serious.”</em> He thought he’d seen it all in the city that never sleeps but then the lady in black busted out her onions and life was never the same.</p> <p><strong>Ball Cap n’ Hoodie to her left:</strong> Me thinks I sense a mild amusement coming from this fella. It looks like he’s about to exclaim “ONLY IN NEW YORK!” … or crush her skull with his giant hand. Seriously, look at his hand! IT’S HUGE!</p> <p><strong>*** The Douchery Inbox received this picture from all sorts of people! Including a beautiful woman living in Italy & my therapist! Thanks to all that sent it in & Keep on Douchin’ ***</strong></p>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/21217157938http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/21217157938Mon, 16 Apr 2012 13:36:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2a4hixFwv1rt744fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://translationsforyou.tumblr.com/post/20855834145/follow-translations-for-you" target="_blank">translationsforyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Follow <a href="http://translationsforyou.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Translations for You</a>!</p> </blockquote>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/20855862657http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/20855862657Tue, 10 Apr 2012 15:51:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1z1mmDGUX1rt744fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/20481449974http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/20481449974Wed, 04 Apr 2012 16:16:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1po41LPW91qzgiyxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>SUBWAY DOUCHERY : <em>Contact</em></strong></p> <p>Human touch… we all long to be caressed, fondled, jiggled, nirple’d etc. But all too often shyness and basic human conventions prevent us from having the physical exchanges we so long for in our heart of hearts. Sure, you might be at a bar tonight slugging down a few Confidence Sodas (<em>BEER!</em>) and you’ll see what could be your future spouse at the other end of the bar. You could saunter up to the person, put your arms around them, and lay an Earth shattering kiss upon their perfectly soft lips… but then the authorities would have to get involved and you’ll end up on some list that requires you to tell your neighbors about your existence….</p> <p>As always, public transit is the great equalizer. Whether or not you’ve been longing for the touch of another is inconsequential, because you’re going to get it…LIKE IT OR NOT! It’s a crowded odorous place where rubbing shoulders, elbows, butts n’ bags is just part of the fun! Clearly, The Crypt Keeper felt her space was being encroached upon as she was trying to read her book of spells but did she sit idly by? NO! She reached out her terrifying index finger to let The Encroacher know it!</p> <p><strong>** Author’s Note: This is in NO WAY an endorsement of unwanted molestation on public transit! THAT IS WRONG! Wanted molestation? Let the goodtimes roll! **</strong></p> <p><strong>*** Thanks to our girl JULIE for sending in today’s picture! We here at The Douchery were…. TOUCHED by it! OH MY GOD! WE ARE LAUGHING SO HARD! Have a safe weekend n’ Keep on Douchin’ ***</strong></p>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/20179227523http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/20179227523Fri, 30 Mar 2012 14:45:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1lyb0vi6i1qzgiyxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>SUBWAY DOUCHERY : <em>Baby in a Basket</em></strong></p> <p>- <a href="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkdk72jF8N1qajg12o1_500.png" target="_blank"><em>“I just bought this baby cash!”</em>- Tron </a></p> <p>- I’ve heard strollers are expensive but….</p> <p>- <em>“Soup cans are the worst but when she buys a loaf of bread… COMFORT CITY!”</em> - Baby in the Basket</p> <p>- <em>“You think this is bad, you should see my cage!”</em> - Baby in the Basket</p> <p>- <em>“The suspension is not bad but the wheels SUCK!”</em> - Baby in the Basket</p> <p>- <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YC2zjuyGUqQ/TdSKlgyQ81I/AAAAAAAAAFk/xY0QmAsZms8/s1600/will.jpg" target="_blank">Parents Just Don’t Understand Basic Parenting And Child Safety.</a></p> <p>- <em>pffft</em>. It’s the same thing as one of <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FR3ACrPgZUI/S_1y9YUzREI/AAAAAAAAAjY/fqQc8bAUMUQ/s1600/Cart.jpg" target="_blank">THESE!</a></p> <p>- Looks like someone has that 2:30 feeling!</p> <p>- I haven’t slept that well in years and I own a bed.</p> <p>- <em>Uh oh!</em> His hood is up! Make sure <a href="http://media.nj.com/entertainment_impact_tv/photo/geraldo-rivera-injuryjpg-7a1970bc6e1d0c39_large.jpg" target="_blank">Geraldo</a> doesn’t try to kill him!</p> <p><strong>*** Big thanks to Allison for sending in today’s <a href="http://cheapocheapo.tumblr.com/post/20019632036/because-who-needs-a-fancy-stroller-anyway" target="_blank">picture</a>! Do yourselves a flavor and check out her tumblr <a href="http://cheapocheapo.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">cheapocheapo</a> & Keep on Douchin’ ***</strong></p>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/20070488246http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/20070488246Wed, 28 Mar 2012 14:35:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ic8bwaTj1qzgiyxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>SUBWAY DOUCHERY : <em>Travel Khakis</em></strong> </p> <p><em>What up, Dude Bro-ington the Third? </em>Dreamin’ about Buffett tickets? Big weekend in the city, huh? One of your main-best-bro’s from college got engaged and y’all got a hotel? NOOOOOOICE! Lemme guess… started early, pounding Miller Lites at your bro’s apartment in Midtown? Mabes some beer pong and flip cup? Then hit up P.J. O’McFlannery’s for 5 or 6 car bombs and then some bar/club downtown called <em>Tronic</em> for Vodka Sodas? Yeah, your friends called you “gay” for the “VodkSodes” but your probably gonna be engaged soon and you gotta keep it tight for the wedding!</p> <p>Now it’s time to peace out of the city because lord knows you don’t actually live there. As you always say, “I mean… I LOVE the city n’ stuff… but… you know.. it’s like… no place to raise a kid you know? And me and Sarah-Katie-Catherine (her full name) are probs gonna have kids some day. You know… continue the legacy n’ stuff.” So strap on your Travel Khakis and your best pair of flip flops, that are both out of season and dangerous to wear in an urban environment, and get comfy! Take up as much space as you want, we already assumed you were an asshole.</p> <p><strong>*** Remember The Douchery? No, we didn’t die! We’re still here! Special thanks to Dani for sending in today’s picture! Get that summer feelin’ & Keep on Douchin’ ***</strong></p>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/19964883940http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/19964883940Mon, 26 Mar 2012 15:45:47 -0400<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/37119711?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0&color=d13030" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kellyoxford.tumblr.com/post/18865494000/watch-share-speak-up" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kellyoxford</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>WATCH. SHARE. SPEAK. UP.</p></blockquote> <p>Please watch this an pass it on. It’s for the good of humanity! Keep on Douchin’</p>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/18868316542http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/18868316542Tue, 06 Mar 2012 18:10:54 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz1qd0FE7a1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/18517769766http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/18517769766Wed, 29 Feb 2012 18:27:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwpveWhm31qzgiyxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://t.co/ZyUcWOOR" target="_blank"><strong>*** Click here!!! Subway Douchery presents… RUBBERNECKER at MTV’s Clutch! Click here!!! ***</strong></a></p> <p>DARTH VADER LEAVING A Chik-fil-A!!!</p>http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/18193422399http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/18193422399Fri, 24 Feb 2012 11:59:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztj9ssLOj1qzgiyxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://clutch.mtv.com/2012/02/22/rubbernecker-slow-customer-parking/" target="_blank"><strong>*** Click here!!! 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