SUBWAY DOUCHERY

Happy Labor Day to all my American tumblrs! Here’s One from the Douchery Vault, perhaps apropos given the holiday. Enjoy! 

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : I’m Only Sleeping 

- Maybe the fare increases are for pillows.

- Telling people you don’t sell MetroCards all day can get EXHAUSTING! 

- Hell… if I was redundant, I’d sleep too.

- She’s actually unconscious. The MTA cut back on oxygen for booths. 

- If you see something, wake someone up. 

- Upon hearing Eastern European tourists approaching, Kathy always pretends to sleep.

- Those MTA issue sweaters are surprisingly comfortable. 

- “Kathy, that’s your third Martini and you got booth duty…” To which Kathy replied, “DEAL WITH IT!” 

- You should see what the male workers do when they think no one is looking. 

- Make no mistake… we pay for this. 

*** Thanks to my number one guy BILL for sending in this sleepy photo. St. Paddy’s is tomorrow so get those cell phone cams ready & Keep on Douchin’ ***

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