SUBWAY RETRACTORY : Apparently…
… I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about. Judging by the comments on yesterday’s douchery:
Benjamin Kabak informed me, “If your blaming the MTA and Jay Walder, you have no idea what’s going on economically or politically.”
- Of course I don’t! I write a website with the word “douchery” in the title.. it’s not even a real word!
Anon suggested, “sooooooo wrong! Again blaming the MTA! Do you know who runs the system, not the MTA. The Union does.”
- Well Anon, I’ve seen enough mafia movies to know you don’t mess with the Union… and judging by the gigantic Union guys I see at Dunkin Donuts in the morning, my comments will still be directed towards the MTA for my own health and well being. PRO UNION! Luv u guyz!
The masterfully named Poopover will have the last word, “It’s THIS kind of anger that makes the politicians in Albany really happy…”
- You know what else makes them really happy, Poopover? SUPER HOT PROSTITUTES! Featured here: http://bit.ly/cYGH0A
Poopover went on, “They’ll go right along with you, shouting at the MTA for being greedy, while they cut tens of millions of dollars from the MTA’s budget while ridership is on the RISE.”
- Well I’ll be cold in the ground before I let Subway Douchery be a puppet of the man! But alas, The Douchery is not here for social change. It’s here for laughs (… hopefully, sometimes it sucks!) But Poopover attached the following link that Mythbusts the MTA Fare Hike from EastVillageIdiot.com (link here: http://bit.ly/f5DvO)
I read the whole thing this morning with a delightful hangover and it was excessively informative. DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE!
*** The Douchery would like to sincerely thank everyone for the comments! Keep ‘em coming! It’s keeps hope alive & it Keeps Us Douchin’ ***
**** The hang over was caused because Irish women can drink! ****
