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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Tragic Hero We’ve all been there! Sometimes life can hit you with a one-two punch to the gut and before you can bring yourself up by the bootstraps… you gotta live like this guy. Drink to the point that your tears are made of booze… and then basically, emotionally implode on yourself… until you end up on the floor of public transit… shoes scattered about willy nilly… the superfluous umbrella because you wanted the rain to fall down upon your head… fuck it, take off your socks and throw them into the throbbing abyss… WHO NEEDS ‘EM!!!  … now lay in wait for death’s comforting embrace. Don’t mind the people climbing over you… don’t mind the lady that intentionally put her toe in your ribs… don’t mind the fact that you are twenty four years old and still have a lot of pleasure AND pain in your lengthy future. So get your dumb doughy ass off the floor, shake it off, and NEVER do this again! *** Today’s photo all that way from JAPAN! Doumo Arigatou, Minoka! Send everything you got & Keep on Douchin’ ***

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Tragic Hero

We’ve all been there! Sometimes life can hit you with a one-two punch to the gut and before you can bring yourself up by the bootstraps… you gotta live like this guy. Drink to the point that your tears are made of booze… and then basically, emotionally implode on yourself… until you end up on the floor of public transit… shoes scattered about willy nilly… the superfluous umbrella because you wanted the rain to fall down upon your head… fuck it, take off your socks and throw them into the throbbing abyss… WHO NEEDS ‘EM!!! 

… now lay in wait for death’s comforting embrace. Don’t mind the people climbing over you… don’t mind the lady that intentionally put her toe in your ribs… don’t mind the fact that you are twenty four years old and still have a lot of pleasure AND pain in your lengthy future. So get your dumb doughy ass off the floor, shake it off, and NEVER do this again!

*** Today’s photo all that way from JAPAN! Doumo Arigatou, Minoka! Send everything you got & Keep on Douchin’ ***

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    make me wish I lived...actually has mass public transit.
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