SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Bag Lady

- Well… my reccuring “How to Dispose of a Dead Prostitute” nightmare has finally seeped into reailty.

- … I think the old man did it.

- There has to be a better way to transport sex robots.

- Is that Kanye West’s girlfriend, Amber Rose? http://bit.ly/aaa50m

- I’m really trying to avoid eye contact… and arousal.

-  A production still from M. Night Shyamalan’s remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s Stranger on a Train…

- … remake titled Strangers on a Train with a Dead Lady in a Bag. It’ll probably be as good as his last three movies.

- If You See Something, Say Something… or in this case If You See Something, Curl Up In A Foetal Position And Start Sucking Your Thumb.

- I know walking in heels is suppose to be difficult but this is a bit much.

- I think it just winked at me! 20 years of good luck!

*** Baboooom! Thanks to Will for sending in a perfect recreation of my nightmares. Check out his blog http://willzone.tumblr.com! Forever & always Keep on Douchin’ ***

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   That’s the same ugly ass plaid bag we use to store/carry patients’ belongings at work.

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   For some reason it took me troublingly long...see what was wrong

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