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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Oi! Oi! Oi!  OI! I’m on me fookin’ holiday from a miscellaneous village in the U.K. and it’s steamier than bangers n’ mash in a fookin’ sauna in this city! So now I’m The Pop of the Tops! I don’t know how you yanks do it! I just had fifteen pints at a local pub called Dave & Busters and still haven’t cooled down! Watchin’ all those prancin’ puffs on that Dance Dance Revolution did get the ol’ blood boilin’ a bit… … then me tartin’ slag of a woman starts givin’ me the ol’ chin wag about how she wants to take the tube down village to go to the shops! I tell ‘er we already got I *heart* NY night toppers and a lit’le Statue of Liberties.. what the fook else could this city possibly have? But if I’m gonna be in this swealt’erin’ tube I’m goin’ Birthday Shirt! I challenge any of these New York Ferries to give me the ol’ Butcher’s Hook… cause I’ll head butt ‘um back into 1775 when we still had ya under our boots!  *** Picture submitted by outstandingly hilarious comedian Peter Moses. Check him out at Facebook.com/PeterMoses , he’s the Top of the Pops! Keep on Douchin’ *** **** PLUG IT UP : Check out http://www.GhettoMyspace.net for literal hours of laughter! ****

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Oi! Oi! Oi! 

OI! I’m on me fookin’ holiday from a miscellaneous village in the U.K. and it’s steamier than bangers n’ mash in a fookin’ sauna in this city! So now I’m The Pop of the Tops! I don’t know how you yanks do it! I just had fifteen pints at a local pub called Dave & Busters and still haven’t cooled down! Watchin’ all those prancin’ puffs on that Dance Dance Revolution did get the ol’ blood boilin’ a bit…

… then me tartin’ slag of a woman starts givin’ me the ol’ chin wag about how she wants to take the tube down village to go to the shops! I tell ‘er we already got I *heart* NY night toppers and a lit’le Statue of Liberties.. what the fook else could this city possibly have? But if I’m gonna be in this swealt’erin’ tube I’m goin’ Birthday Shirt! I challenge any of these New York Ferries to give me the ol’ Butcher’s Hook… cause I’ll head butt ‘um back into 1775 when we still had ya under our boots! 

*** Picture submitted by outstandingly hilarious comedian Peter Moses. Check him out at Facebook.com/PeterMoses , he’s the Top of the Pops! Keep on Douchin’ ***

**** PLUG IT UP : Check out http://www.GhettoMyspace.net for literal hours of laughter! ****


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  1. thomasthegreat reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    thats jus slack…smh
  2. musingsonshiz reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    my “special relationship” with
  3. ilikecheeseandcrackers reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    Classic Douchery
  4. phridee reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    HAHAHA Please tell...only one who attempted...a British...
  5. chula said: love it, hilarious!
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