SUBWAY DOUCHERY

...because we are all so special

Got a picture? From anywhere in the world, planes, trains, automobiles! We want it all! Submit it to SubwayDouchery@gmail.com

follow me! @TheTomSibley

Follow blog! @SubwayDouchery

home  archive  mobile  rss
Comments
SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Good Life Nothing like a day at the beach… but all good things must come to an end. So wrap yourself in the favorited Cowabunga Scooby Doo beach towel, pop in those iPod ear buds, and stretch out as if you were a conquering king coming home from a victorious battle. Feel free to rest your head in your girl’s lap, although she’s sitting like an adult that has self respect and social grace, she didn’t play frisbee for almost a half hour! In fact, you should ask her to gently brush the hair from your forehead… Why does she seem so distant and dissatisfied? Don’t trouble yourself with such trivial concerns!!! She is just fine. No way could she be imagining a better life with a man that knows how to sit up straight and doesn’t use your lap as a drool pillow. Perhaps a man that doesn’t magically have time to go to the beach on a Wednesday because his paying job gets in the way. Or at least a man that doesn’t have a surfin’ Scooby friggin’ Doo wrapped over his crotch… Nahhhhhhh, she’s sooo into you! *** Hang ten! Thank you to John for sending in this summmer time classic! Feel the breeze & Keep on Douchin’ ***

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Good Life

Nothing like a day at the beach… but all good things must come to an end. So wrap yourself in the favorited Cowabunga Scooby Doo beach towel, pop in those iPod ear buds, and stretch out as if you were a conquering king coming home from a victorious battle. Feel free to rest your head in your girl’s lap, although she’s sitting like an adult that has self respect and social grace, she didn’t play frisbee for almost a half hour! In fact, you should ask her to gently brush the hair from your forehead…

Why does she seem so distant and dissatisfied? Don’t trouble yourself with such trivial concerns!!! She is just fine. No way could she be imagining a better life with a man that knows how to sit up straight and doesn’t use your lap as a drool pillow. Perhaps a man that doesn’t magically have time to go to the beach on a Wednesday because his paying job gets in the way. Or at least a man that doesn’t have a surfin’ Scooby friggin’ Doo wrapped over his crotch… Nahhhhhhh, she’s sooo into you!

*** Hang ten! Thank you to John for sending in this summmer time classic! Feel the breeze & Keep on Douchin’ ***

Posted || home
Comments

Notes:

  1. showtune-serenade reblogged this from subwaydouchery
  2. subwaydouchery posted this

blog comments powered by Disqus
← previous post
next post →

SUBWAY DOUCHERY using If This, Then Theme.