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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : F O U L  You go girl! Change that gigantic baby’s poopy diaper for all the world to see! I always thought they should have changing stations installed within these subway cars. You never know when you are gonna get a whiff of somethin’ funky comin’ from those Huggies! That’s when a fold down Baby Changin’ Station would come in handy! You don’t even need to make room just get rid of those bull crap handicap seats! But since the MTA is so tight with a buck, you’re forced to do the changin’ right on the subway bench that hundreds of thousands of people have sat on and will have to sit on for years to come. You may get a few looks from these tight ass New York Sisyphuses because they think it’s unsightly and WILDLY UNSANITARY!!!!! But they can go eat a can or organic beans, because you are a mother and that gives you the right to do whatever the hell you want!  *** GROSS! EWWW! Thanks Fraida! Gag reflex! Hell of a capture though! As always, Keep on Douchin’ ***

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : F O U L 

You go girl! Change that gigantic baby’s poopy diaper for all the world to see! I always thought they should have changing stations installed within these subway cars. You never know when you are gonna get a whiff of somethin’ funky comin’ from those Huggies! That’s when a fold down Baby Changin’ Station would come in handy! You don’t even need to make room just get rid of those bull crap handicap seats!

But since the MTA is so tight with a buck, you’re forced to do the changin’ right on the subway bench that hundreds of thousands of people have sat on and will have to sit on for years to come. You may get a few looks from these tight ass New York Sisyphuses because they think it’s unsightly and WILDLY UNSANITARY!!!!! But they can go eat a can or organic beans, because you are a mother and that gives you the right to do whatever the hell you want! 

*** GROSS! EWWW! Thanks Fraida! Gag reflex! Hell of a capture though! As always, Keep on Douchin’ ***

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    caption had me loling
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    AM NEVER SITTING DOWN ON THE SUBWAY AGAIN.
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    an understatement.
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