SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The 7-10 Split

- Although there was an open seat next to him, Brian always preferred to live dangerously.

- Hmm… his pole is curved too!

- Brian did an erotic “shimmy” to get into the seated position.

- I’ve heard of Balls of Steel but this is a bit much.

- Desperately unhappy with fatherhood but hating hospitals, Brian decided to give himself a Subway Vasectomy.

- “Wait… you’re suppose to hold the pole with your hands and NOT your thighs? Is my face red?!?!” - Brian

- A better and safer way to hide a Subway Erection is to wear jeans instead of slacks. 

- Brian is actually showing solidarity with this guy: http://bit.ly/cyk5Os

- Seats always seemed to confuse him. A few stops earlier, he sat backwards with the pole between his ass cheeks. At least this is a step in the right direction.

- “THAT’S GOTTA HURT!” - George Costanza

*** Thanks to Jennifer @ Jenniferbatinich.blogspot.com for sending this dynamite snap shot! The entire Douchery family had a hearty laugh at this one! Keep on Douchin’ ***

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