SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Hot Town Summer In The City

Reverse Perspective:

Yeah yeah yeah… My sweaty back is shining the pole! Do your worst SubwayDoucheBag Guy! Don’t even blur my face! I’ll give you my full name, Chris Delahunt. Want my social security number too??? I’m so hot right now I don’t even give a FUDGE! I’m not leaning against pole because I’m a jerk, I’m leaning because I almost passed out walking to the train.

My kneecaps and fingernails are sweating among every other part of my body! I thought I’d get some relief going underground but no! It’s worse! Sweats pouring down so much I can’t differentiate it from my tears. And yes, this shirt is ruined. My dad always told me to wear an undershirt, but I never did because it doesn’t feel sexy. Now my back looks like a greasy pizza box. Blog away, ya jerk! 

*** Been saving this one for a hot day, and today is the day! Thank you to Brian for frying this one up.

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