SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Papa Don’t Seat

- Along with driving, there needs to be a law against cell phone use whilst wearing a baby like a knapsack.

- “Nice! Personal highest BreakBreaker score! wait..shit… where’s my daughter?” 

- In some countries, this is completely acceptable. 

- “I don’t know what all the fuss is, subway seats are pretty comfortable… they do make a lot of gurgling noises though.”  

- Is that a baby leg floppin’ behind you, or are you just happy to see me?

- Raising children is easy! Treat ‘em like luggage!

- “I know… I know... but do you know how long it takes to put this fuckin’ thing on!”   

- You should see what he does with her on planes!!!

- “While your back there, how bout a quick shoulder rub?”  

- Patagonia & Planned Parenthood Presents….

*** Picture was brought to The Douchery attention by dear old friend James K. Originally found on the world famous (.. and personal favorite!) FailBlog.org! Keep on Douchin’ ***

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   YOU GUYS ThERE IS A BABY BEHIND HIM

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   still alive? Damn!!!

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    AWARD FOR FATHER OF THE YEAR GOES TO……………..

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    OMGeeeee! I had to look 3 times to see that’s a baby there. WOW!!!

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    shouldn’t have kids…

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    WTF hahaha subwaydouchery:

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    OMG he’s smashing his baby! #DaddyFail

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