THE DOUCHERY MAILBAG : Email from Fans!
Today’s email is titled Horrible Site and was written by Jared McDonald.
Jared writes, “Most of the things you post are only mildy entertaining…” He may not have meant that as a compliment but I’ll take it! Mild is always better than Regular and not as abrasive to the palate as Caliente.
Jared continues, “you need to take a class on website design…” Sheesh, J-man! I thought my site had a nice lo-fi hipster vibe to it!
Jared proclaims, “things you find douchey are just everyday occurrences… found to be douchey by douchey hipster fags, such as yourself.” NICE! So you did pick up on the hipster vibe! By the way, thanks for calling me a fag!
Jared begins a new paragraph, “Such as people spread out on the subway when there are literally two other people in the train car…” Listen J-Bone, I got a blog to write here and every post can’t be a winner! Some of the “people spread out” are my bread and butter on slow days.
Jared concludes with, “… stop critiquing everyone.” Rather than “critiquing”, I’d prefer to call it “snarky commentary” but hey… potato potahto, let’s call the whole thing off!
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robinmarks said:
that was fucking awesome bro!!! Now that was funny as shit.
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firsthalloween said:
10 to 1 that Jared IS, in fact, a subway douche.
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whiskyouaway reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
“listen J-Bone” hahaha
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