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SUBWAY IDIOCY : The Clowns of God
….. ….. … there are no words… .… … BUT,   if an alien from another planet, made only of a gelatinous substance similar to a jelly fish, with no apparent ocular capability for vision, and no knowledge of Earthling transit systems, was put within five feet of these two gentleman.. it would suddenly and miraculously gain the power of human speech. And it would say with a pitch perfect British accent, “Is it just me? Or does it look like these two fucking morons about to get their legs ripped off if they keep sitting there.”
That’s it.
*** This picture is an achievement of The Douchery. It was submitted by one of the best comedians in New York City, Jeff Cerulli. Check him out at http://TheJeffShow.com As always, stay safe, have a good weekend & Keep on Douchin’ ***

SUBWAY IDIOCY : The Clowns of God

….. ….. … there are no words… .… … BUT,   if an alien from another planet, made only of a gelatinous substance similar to a jelly fish, with no apparent ocular capability for vision, and no knowledge of Earthling transit systems, was put within five feet of these two gentleman.. it would suddenly and miraculously gain the power of human speech. And it would say with a pitch perfect British accent, “Is it just me? Or does it look like these two fucking morons about to get their legs ripped off if they keep sitting there.”

That’s it.

*** This picture is an achievement of The Douchery. It was submitted by one of the best comedians in New York City, Jeff Cerulli. Check him out at http://TheJeffShow.com As always, stay safe, have a good weekend & Keep on Douchin’ ***

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  1. cathedralavenue reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP
  2. mycrazystupidbeautifullife reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    british accent? hahahahahaha lmao
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    Dude.. I’ve seen this happen all...time, back when I lived in Astoria. Of all the areas in...
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