SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DUMBFOUNDERY : Pluck Off! 

Not even blurring the eyes today… for the following three reasons:

- I love this picture. These two beauties are the perfect balance unselfconscious and functional. Just lettin’ it all hang out there with a quick eye brow touch up. Next time I’m embarrassed to check my reflection in the subway window, I’ll think of these two and do a full on pose down.

- Again, I love this picture.  URGENCY! The plucking could not wait until they got home or to the bathroom of their destination. Some hairs are out of place and it has to be done NOW! That kind of go-getter attitude is what makes this country so GOTDAM BEAUTIFUL!  

- Finally, I love this picture. If she was not plucking her eye brows and simply gently resting her hand on the other’s forehead, it would be a picture of love. Just look at the way the Pluckee is gazing into the eyes of the Plucker. It reminds of when Forrest Gump said to Jenny, “I may not be a smart man… but I know what love is.” So do I Forrest, and I’m looking right at it! 

*** Thank you, from the bottom of The Douchery’s heart, to Mind Your Own for sending in this one! It will be cherished! Keep on Douchin’ ***

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    Now, you’ve seen

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    was hilarious…i feel...same way, i hate having those few couple strand eyebrow

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    LOL it’s still better than nail clipping...having pieces fly

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    Dude this happened when I was on the subway last week except the girl was sitting up! Her friend was doing full on...

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    Oh hell no! *smh*

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