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SUBWAY HERO : The Gentleman Drinker
“I got a feelin’ .. . that tonight’s gonna be a goodnight!” - Black Eyed Peas **
Grab yourself a forty ounce of Bud Heavy, put on your baggy jean shorts, and toast the computer screen… for that is a true Man amongst Men! If I had to hazard a guess, most of us have had a few drinks on public transit at one time in our lives. Maybe a swig from a friends flask or a colorful cocktail in a Gatorade bottle. I would always hide it like a friggin’ secret agent stealing an elixir from the Russians.
But this guy flaunts it like he’s on the Dr. Feelgood Tour with The Crue in ‘89! Judging by time of day and the fact he’s on a train, I’d say he’s drinking not so much out of enjoyment but out of preparation for his destination. Either his girlfriend is dragging him into the city to see a musical and this is the only way he knows to survive, or he’s pre-gaming so at the end of the night they can end up like a more sexually exposed version of this couple: http://bit.ly/a9XPEq Either way if this how he starts his evenings in the afternoon, they are guaranteed to have a good night… a good good night! **
** Taken from the Black Eyed Peas song I Got A Feeling. A.k.a The Worst Song In The History Of Recorded Music. Feel free to check out their Worst Musical Performance In Television History here: http://bit.ly/6RAmTD 
*** Thanks again to the magic of James & the LIRR for this one! I need to go out to Long Island more often than never! Keep on Douchin’ ***

SUBWAY HERO : The Gentleman Drinker

“I got a feelin’ .. . that tonight’s gonna be a goodnight!” - Black Eyed Peas **

Grab yourself a forty ounce of Bud Heavy, put on your baggy jean shorts, and toast the computer screen… for that is a true Man amongst Men! If I had to hazard a guess, most of us have had a few drinks on public transit at one time in our lives. Maybe a swig from a friends flask or a colorful cocktail in a Gatorade bottle. I would always hide it like a friggin’ secret agent stealing an elixir from the Russians.

But this guy flaunts it like he’s on the Dr. Feelgood Tour with The Crue in ‘89! Judging by time of day and the fact he’s on a train, I’d say he’s drinking not so much out of enjoyment but out of preparation for his destination. Either his girlfriend is dragging him into the city to see a musical and this is the only way he knows to survive, or he’s pre-gaming so at the end of the night they can end up like a more sexually exposed version of this couple: http://bit.ly/a9XPEq Either way if this how he starts his evenings in the afternoon, they are guaranteed to have a good night… a good good night! **

** Taken from the Black Eyed Peas song I Got A Feeling. A.k.a The Worst Song In The History Of Recorded Music. Feel free to check out their Worst Musical Performance In Television History here: http://bit.ly/6RAmTD 

*** Thanks again to the magic of James & the LIRR for this one! I need to go out to Long Island more often than never! Keep on Douchin’ ***

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    If you’ve ridden the LIRR before, which I do twice...day, you’d realize
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    OBV THE LIRR. EVERYONE LOVES GOOD OL LON GUY LAND
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