SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY BALLOONERY : Try Not To Suffocate! 

- I never thought I could feel so claustrophobic yet so festive!

- This is the MTA’s way of showing they know how to party… by blowing the last of the surplus on balloons.

- “What do you mean the clown took the truck?!?! How the hell am I going to get these balloons to the birthday party?” - Owner of The Balloon Saloon, thirty minutes earlier.

- You know.. this is the first time I ever hoped someone pulled a gun on the train.

- This was actually a deleted scene from Die Hard: With a Vengeance. “Simon says take these giant bags of balloons downtown during rush hour or else…”

- When I was five years old living in Scranton, Pennsylvania, I thought every subway looked like this.

- Hours later, they found several bodies under those balloons.

- How the hell are the crazies, the kids selling M&M’s, that guy that sells batteries, the break dancers, the Mariachi bands, the magician with live animals, the Scientologists with Dianetics flyers, the lone bucket drummer, the Doo-Wop group with really bad harmonies, and the guy that insists on angrily walking between train cars going to get through? 

- Do you have any balloons shaped like the shame that guy in the gray shirt is feeling?

- An unidentified man took out a safety pin… then all hell broke loose! 

*** Thank you to Miguel for sending this beautifully colored pic! I’ve been waiting to use this one for awhile! Keep on Douchin’ ***

**** … just found out Balloon Saloon is a real place a few blocks from me. Follow them on twitter @BalloonSaloon ****

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   LMAO!! Dude, only

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    LOL. SOMEBODY GET ME A SCISSOR NOW. No not...pop it silly! (I want one…)

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26. wisewalrus said: LMFAOOOO. It’s called drive a car you douche bags! I’d pop all those balloons if I were a rider.
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    more annoying than...was, but it’s certainly safer.

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    genuinely think I’d lose my mind if...train car. I’m really not exaggerating either.

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    It’s Pixar’s sequel...this make me love...way too...

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