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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : There Will Be Sweat  Running late… got a bit of a hangover… it’ll be fine, had a couple of leftover pizza bagels and I’m not sweating that bad so… OH MY GOD! Is this Lollapalooza ‘94? Is this guy (http://bit.ly/dbey3B) going to crowd surf onto the train? The sign says one minute but I think I’ve been standing here for hours. Everyone looks so angry. Oh no, my back is starting to sweat… it’s over. I’m going to get fired but it doesn’t matter because I’m going to live the rest of my life on this subway platform… It will be beautiful… All of us will ban together as one cohesive society, watching packed trains drive by! We’ll ration our pre-made lunches and cigarettes. We’ll take the best looking members of our society and make them procreate in front of us. We’ll stuff purses with news papers for pillows. We can elect a king and dress him in our finest pre-underground clothing. I’ll finally get to that novel I’ve been meaning to write… Fuck it! I don’t care how packed the next the next train is because I’m stuffing myself into it the same way this guy stuffed himself into those jean shorts! (http://bit.ly/3glXD) *** The picture is compliments of the Douchery Morning Dew Reserve. All posts are now open for comments. Just go to the page & Keep on Douchin’ ***

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : There Will Be Sweat 

Running late… got a bit of a hangover… it’ll be fine, had a couple of leftover pizza bagels and I’m not sweating that bad so… OH MY GOD! Is this Lollapalooza ‘94? Is this guy (http://bit.ly/dbey3B) going to crowd surf onto the train? The sign says one minute but I think I’ve been standing here for hours. Everyone looks so angry. Oh no, my back is starting to sweat… it’s over. I’m going to get fired but it doesn’t matter because I’m going to live the rest of my life on this subway platform…

It will be beautiful… All of us will ban together as one cohesive society, watching packed trains drive by! We’ll ration our pre-made lunches and cigarettes. We’ll take the best looking members of our society and make them procreate in front of us. We’ll stuff purses with news papers for pillows. We can elect a king and dress him in our finest pre-underground clothing. I’ll finally get to that novel I’ve been meaning to write… Fuck it! I don’t care how packed the next the next train is because I’m stuffing myself into it the same way this guy stuffed himself into those jean shorts! (http://bit.ly/3glXD)

*** The picture is compliments of the Douchery Morning Dew Reserve. All posts are now open for comments. Just go to the page & Keep on Douchin’ ***

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  1. alindner reblogged this from jdianne and added:
    God, if you’re out there, please let me have an apartment off the L train in less than one month.
  2. jdianne reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    love you buuuuut,
  3. leahbella reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    effing L train/effing Lorimer. This...current favorite Tumblog
  4. aisabel reblogged this from subwaydouchery
  5. dizzlesmapps said: HAHA NEVERMIND
  6. omgitsjpax reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    truly a hot mess.
  7. jeffscherer reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    am glad I no longer living...Williamsburg. (But boy do
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