SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Heaven’s Devils

Not since the Hell’s Angles has biker gang struck fear in the hearts of New Yorkers… until now! LOOK UPON HEAVEN’S DEVILS AND DESPAIR! Riding their scooter/moped hybrids like the black, white, red, and pale horses of the APOCALYPSE! They will ravage our streets leaving nothing in their wake but a trail of tears and pregnant daughters…

But sometimes the raping and the pillaging can get exhausting! And when the wind really picks up, it can be freeeeezing riding a scooter/moped hybrid across town. And to be perfectly honest, these garishly colored sweatshirts don’t exactly keep us as warm as one might hope. Thank God for the subways! Luckily, Heaven’s Devils can save our MetroCard receipts and use them as a tax write off. We also sell t-shirts that say on the back, “IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE BITCH IS RIDING THE SUBWAY!” Anyhoo… BEWARE FOR HEAVEN’S DEVILS ARE DEEP INSIDE THE TOWN! 

( fyi Heaven’s Devils t-shirts can be purchased at http://www.geocities.com/HeavensDevils)

*** Thanks to Victor for riding this one in! Thanks to his friend Alex for taking it! Thanks to writer/actor Justin Theroux for once almost naming his biker gang Heaven’s Devils! (… I read that in an interview) Keep on Douchin’ ***

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