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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Simple Pleasures  Ahhhh, yes… the unspeakable pleasure one derives from being yourself… no apologies, no shame, no substitutions.. just pure relaxation. By simply gazing upon you, I feel as if I receiving a hot rock massage. You are teaching us the way to a centered pure existence:  Act One: Obviously get comfortable, raise a leg, and take up two bench seats with a hearty lean. Claim your territory. Put out the vibe of uncompromising sophistication. A modern adaptation of Adam in The Creation of Adam: http://bit.ly/cKChqy Act Two: Crack open that bag of cashews that’s been hanging out in your pocket like a little sack of catnip!  Act Three ( aka The Personal Coup de grâce): Pop each cashew into your mouth individually, then suck off the salt and spit them directly onto the floor… this is also known as “The Only Way To Enjoy A Cashew” Dénouement: Have no concern for the mess you are making. Also whilst spattering the nuts from your mouth, aim for the ankles of innocent passersby. Make a game of it and keep score in your head. But always remember, you’ve already won at the game of life! *** Brian is the wonder man who sent in this classic. He described the gentleman’s spitting of cashews “…like a Grecian fountain.” I found that quite funny. Keep on Douchin’ *** 

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Simple Pleasures 

Ahhhh, yes… the unspeakable pleasure one derives from being yourself… no apologies, no shame, no substitutions.. just pure relaxation. By simply gazing upon you, I feel as if I receiving a hot rock massage. You are teaching us the way to a centered pure existence: 

Act One: Obviously get comfortable, raise a leg, and take up two bench seats with a hearty lean. Claim your territory. Put out the vibe of uncompromising sophistication. A modern adaptation of Adam in The Creation of Adam: http://bit.ly/cKChqy

Act Two: Crack open that bag of cashews that’s been hanging out in your pocket like a little sack of catnip! 

Act Three ( aka The Personal Coup de grâce): Pop each cashew into your mouth individually, then suck off the salt and spit them directly onto the floor… this is also known as “The Only Way To Enjoy A Cashew”

Dénouement: Have no concern for the mess you are making. Also whilst spattering the nuts from your mouth, aim for the ankles of innocent passersby. Make a game of it and keep score in your head. But always remember, you’ve already won at the game of life!

*** Brian is the wonder man who sent in this classic. He described the gentleman’s spitting of cashews “…like a Grecian fountain.” I found that quite funny. Keep on Douchin’ *** 

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