SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Pop that shirt off!
Picking up women on the subway is always a delicate dance… leave it to the Mikhail Baryshnikov of underground wooing! What the gentleman pictured above lacks in charm, pigment, and any semblance of muscle tone, he makes up for with an overbearing sense of confidence. Popping his shirt off to reveal a pasty white hairless chest, may seem like a misstep to a novice. But to the trained professional of subway wooing, it was his metaphorical deathblow of passion!
Some of you may be thinking, “Hey there, SubwayDouchery! The only time to take you shirt off on the subway is when it’s on fire! And even then… still kinda creepy!” In most cases, I would be inclined to agree with you. The thought of getting his soppy back sweat on my clothing is enough to make me scour my skin off with the closest rough surface. But if we’ve learned anything from this man: (http://bit.ly/9GvEFb) The time to pop that shirt off is NOW!
*** Yeeeeeehaw to Tereus for sailing in this immediate winner! Best in thie business, bud! Keep on Douchin’ ***
