SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Give ‘em Hell! 

Listen son… there is no reason for two grown men to block an open door way, forcing you to politely rub shoulders and gently nudge your way onto the train like you’re on a first date with a delicate Southern lady so… GIVE ‘EM HELL! You know what I’m talkin’ about… really put your shoulder into it.. start throwing elbows … coldcock the one with the glasses and slap the cell phone out of the other one’s hand… think about Michael Douglas in Falling Down to get yourself pumped up! (http://bit.ly/9Vzgp6)

Standing in the door way and not letting others board the train is the ultimate slap in the face of transit humanity. It forces some to be aggressive and others to wilt. It is a selfish apathetic gesture and it can not be tolerated. Get yourself a running start and hurl your body into these two bozos… and if you can, dress like this guy: http://bit.ly/a4sAem

*** Good for you, Travis! For catching one of the ultimate pics of Subway Douchery. Stay Strong! Keep on Douchin’ ***

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