SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Thousand Word Picture
There are no words I could write… no jokes I could pen … no “snarky” comments I could bleh … that would possibly compare to the face of the man sitting next to Captain Bryce “I’m so phenomenally interesting!!! I bought a desk!!!!” Pretentiousham. We’ve seen his kind before: (http://bit.ly/ammVD3) And I stand by the original declaration that sometimes you need to move furniture by subway, but don’t celebrate it by whipping out a pad and pen like an overeager fifth grader taking notes in Social Studies!
But I digress, the above comments were unnecessary and redundant. For the man next to him speaks a thousand words by saying nothing at all. The crossed arm disdain, the cocked head of obvious disapproval, the raised eyebrow of a man that knows how to handle himself in a fight, especially with an academic wearing a Gap collared shirt. This is why I could not bring myself to blur his face out of courtesy. How could I blur the face of a man that encompasses the very essence of what this website stands for? The answer: I could not. Thank you sir, wherever you are, you are legend.
“Heroes get remember. But Legends never die.” - The guy that played Babe Ruth in The Sandlot
*** A warm Douchery thanks to Peter for this amazing shot! Congrats! Everyone back home is so proud! Keep on Douchin’ ***
