SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Hot night in the city!

Needless to say… you two had THE BEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIVES!!! Bottle service on Dad’s credit card? Uh huh!  Pizza service on Dad’s credit card? Deeee-lish!  Car service to Penn Station from only five blocks away…  also on Dad’s credit card? I ain’t walkin’ in these heels! A lady and a gentleman like you are exactly what make this city such a pleasant place to be on the weekends. Carousing in the streets with your debauchery, vomit, and Long Island accents make Friday and Saturday nights damn near MAGICAL! 

But like Axl Rose once sang during November Rain “Nuthin’ lasts forever…” And it’s time to leave it all behind on the LIRR. And what started as two lovers canoodling on the train, slowly degenerated into this very classy tableau. Don’t worry love birds, you can snore and expose your crotches all you want! Play jazz with it! The Best Friend will stand watch, apply lip gloss, and be completely oblivious to your Flash Gordon situation going on downtown!  

*** The Long Island Railroad rarely disappoints! A round of applause to James for sending this elegant depiction of today’s youth! Keep on Douchin’ ***

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    Remind me to watch where I sit next time I ride the LIRR.

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    leaves me without a story.

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    lmfao. that’s class right there. subwaydouchery:

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    last nite we got hammered! and i dont remember a thing….

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    a year or so ? kthnks.

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    AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH that’s so gross.

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