SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Leave The Sword At Home

Listen, Frodo... we are a long way from the Shire and I got enough to worry about when riding the subway.. terrorist attacks.. sitting in human fecal matter… sitting in terrorist fecal matter… the list goes on.. but what I don’t need to worry about is whether or not you’re going to have a Fellowship of the Ring Flashback. Next thing I know, your swinging that thing around like you’re in the mines of Moria and someone loses an ear.

Trust me, I get it. I loved the movies too. Hell, here’s a picture of me from early 2002: http://bit.ly/aAlVKe But I always knew enough to keep my sword under my cloak while riding mass transit. Let’s be honest, being the guy that gets arrested for brandishing a Lord of the Rings replica sword on the Boston Green Line will probably extend your virginity streak indefinitely. Like Johnny Cash once sang, “Don’t take your guns to town.” In your case, don’t take your replica sword on the subway.

*** Today’s picture comes from BOSTON! Submitted by dear friendo of the Douchery, Travis! Thanks a million! Keep on Douchin’ ***

Posted May 17, 2010 at 11:51am || home

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