SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Confuse Mob

** Watch this video first! http://bit.ly/iQdC6D Try not to be impressed! **

After viewing this video to get the perfect still shot, I’m left with so many questions:

- Did he enter the train wearing only that?

- Where does he keep his MetroCard?

- Did this guy just start pole dancing and a flash mob birthed around him?

- Have flash mobs every gotten anyone killed?

- Have flash mobs ever gotten anyone laid?

- Are flash mobs suppose to sexually confuse me so much?

- Where did he get heels in that size?

- Seriously, where?

- I’m asking for a friend…

- What train might he be performing on next?

(again.. asking for my Friend.)

*** Thank you to Chris for bringing this YouTube video to The Douchery Attention. Thank you to rwenzl for posting it on YouTube. Hope you all got a tan this weekend & Keep on Douchin’ ***

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