SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Achievements in Advertising
The subway systems are the best place, nay, the only place to promote not only your craft, but to also your deep and true love of…. ACTING! What better way to advertise yourself than a flyer that employs the word “fuckin” in an area where children and the elderly frequent. My beloved mother used to say, “Desperation is a stinky cologne!” But you sir wear it like a bottle of Royall Muske.
We will now assess your many different headshot looks from left to right:
Row 1 :
- The black & white smoldering bad boy (who has both an edge & sensitive side)
- The troubled IRA thug with an even more troubled past and an even more troubled dark side.
- The nice guy that likes to hang against stone walls
- Mr. Night on the Town
- The guy from the home security commercial that says, “A house with an alarm you skip, the other you go for…”
Row 2:
- Crazy cousin Alexios is in from Greece again! And he’s definitely hatching a scheme!
- The Happy Terrorist
- The Lonely Terrorist
- The artisitic dreamer that is working on his paintings, first album, and his memoirs all at the the same time…. unemployed.
- Boring Guy
*** I’ve seen this hot photo around town but thanks to Peter for catching it in the subways! And thanks to the actor for being himself! Keep on Douchin’ ***
