SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY SUPERHERO : MetroCard Man

Ladies and gentlemen of the Douchery, this could a be a first! The Subway Douchery offices and affiliates are buzzing with this potential news! In a previous post titled CALL GUINNESS!!! (http://bit.ly/aC8vmr) we featured a mild mannered gentleman that had his legs open to regulation field goal size. Little did we know, it was superhero of the underground METROCARD MAN! 

Faster than a moderately slow for no apparent reason G train! More powerful than the sense of pain and despair caused from purchasing a ridiculously expensive monthly MetroCard! Able to leap the turnstile in a single jaunt! (… look at the size of his legs! It would be like stepping onto a curb!) It’s MetroCard Man! And if it’s not him, it’s a really tall guy with a phenomenal fashion sense that doesn’t like giving others leg room! 

*** Original incognito pic sent by Alan! Superhero reveal pic sent by Andy! Alan & Andy! Sounds like a folk duo! Keep on Douchin’ ***

Notes:

1. dopecoke liked this
2. jschwartznyc reblogged this from subwaydouchery
3. solidusstace reblogged this from subwaydouchery
4. shinaka liked this
5. debbipete liked this
6. yamswool liked this
7. acrosstatelines liked this
8. loveless1990 reblogged this from subwaydouchery
9. llamaspittt liked this
10. chula liked this
11. breakitdownwithme liked this
12. irkat525 liked this
13. randyhate reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:

    see metrocard man in action. that outfit is too much...i’d be hard pressed

14. mdmazing liked this
15. zorica liked this
16. mijatovic liked this
17. lostcosby reblogged this from subwaydouchery
18. ndmax liked this
19. thomasthegreat reblogged this from subwaydouchery
20. concertchick27 liked this
21. subwaydouchery posted this