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SUBWAY BROKEN DREAMERY : Tangy & Zesty
Dear Mom & Dad,
 Hey guys! How’s everything in Scranton? I’m doing awesome. Art school is going SOOOOOOOO well! I never thought it would be so spiritually liberating to pursue my passions. I think I finally found my true calling. Me and my new best friend Pink Gorilla Mike have started a band. We call ourselves Tangy & Zesty! Great name, right? It’s hard to get booked in the big city, so we’ve taken to guerilla style (ut oh, no pun intended!) self promotion and play our forty minute jam sessions on the subway platforms. Pictured above!  
Just wanted to let you know that the money you’ve been sending is going to very good use. Check out the furry pink scarf I purchased to compliment my rented skunk costume. Dad, I know what you are thinking, “Son, why rent when you can own?” I couldn’t agree more! The people at the costume place said if I make three weekly installments of two hundred and fifty dollars it’s mine. Like father like son! By the way, can you send me seven hundred and fifty dollars? Love you both!
Your son,
Brian (Zesty!)
*** Put your furry paws together for James Iozzio! This is a wonderful picture I will be hanging over my mantelpiece! Keep on Douchin’ ***

SUBWAY BROKEN DREAMERY : Tangy & Zesty

Dear Mom & Dad,

Hey guys! How’s everything in Scranton? I’m doing awesome. Art school is going SOOOOOOOO well! I never thought it would be so spiritually liberating to pursue my passions. I think I finally found my true calling. Me and my new best friend Pink Gorilla Mike have started a band. We call ourselves Tangy & Zesty! Great name, right? It’s hard to get booked in the big city, so we’ve taken to guerilla style (ut oh, no pun intended!) self promotion and play our forty minute jam sessions on the subway platforms. Pictured above!  

Just wanted to let you know that the money you’ve been sending is going to very good use. Check out the furry pink scarf I purchased to compliment my rented skunk costume. Dad, I know what you are thinking, “Son, why rent when you can own?” I couldn’t agree more! The people at the costume place said if I make three weekly installments of two hundred and fifty dollars it’s mine. Like father like son! By the way, can you send me seven hundred and fifty dollars? Love you both!

Your son,

Brian (Zesty!)

*** Put your furry paws together for James Iozzio! This is a wonderful picture I will be hanging over my mantelpiece! Keep on Douchin’ ***

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