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SUBWAY SLUMBERY : The Sleep Guru Sometimes I need a glass of warm milk, three Tylenol PMs, read the dictionary, just to get close to drowsy. And I do that in the comfort of a fluffy bed with occasionally clean sheets. The gentleman pictured above appears to be sleeping better than I’ve slept in the past 10 years and he’s doing it on a staircase next to train tracks. He’s like the Sandman’s less successful brother, Derek. Who only figured out how to make himself sleep and screw everyone else.     That’s why this gentleman should run a sleep clinic. Bring a bunch of insomniacs down to 34th street station and show them how to spread out like butter and jam on a cement staircase. Then somehow magically sleep better than a gurgling new born baby in a bassinet! *** Big thanks to @terryurban for the picture. I understand he’s a popular DJ in the NYC area (terryurban.net) His twitter bio states “I DJ for a living.” SO IT’S GOTTA BE TRUE! Keep on Douchin’ & DJin’ ***

SUBWAY SLUMBERY : The Sleep Guru

Sometimes I need a glass of warm milk, three Tylenol PMs, read the dictionary, just to get close to drowsy. And I do that in the comfort of a fluffy bed with occasionally clean sheets. The gentleman pictured above appears to be sleeping better than I’ve slept in the past 10 years and he’s doing it on a staircase next to train tracks. He’s like the Sandman’s less successful brother, Derek. Who only figured out how to make himself sleep and screw everyone else.    

That’s why this gentleman should run a sleep clinic. Bring a bunch of insomniacs down to 34th street station and show them how to spread out like butter and jam on a cement staircase. Then somehow magically sleep better than a gurgling new born baby in a bassinet!

*** Big thanks to @terryurban for the picture. I understand he’s a popular DJ in the NYC area (terryurban.net) His twitter bio states “I DJ for a living.” SO IT’S GOTTA BE TRUE! Keep on Douchin’ & DJin’ ***

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  10. dglsplsblg said: ok to be fair, no life long new york has NOT done this after a night of partying. lol
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