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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Welcome to the party, pal!  Congratulations!!! It may be a chilly February day on the A train, but it’s definitely Spring Break ‘86 inside your imagination. Look at the rest of the squares on this train. No one is having fun and no one is flashing their boobs. Everyone is stuffed into their jackets and winter caps. No one is wearing camo cargo shorts. DOES ANYONE REMEMBER LAUGHTER?!?!  It’s as if this train hates fun! But that’s why you’re here! To get the party started the only way you know how! By dancing without music and flashing your absurdly large chest! You are like a Coors Light soaked freight train of fun, that’s going to turn those frowns (…and averted eyes) upside down and inside out! Hell, I can’t tell if I wish I had beads or I wish I was blind. Can you do a wet tshirt contest with hot coffee? No matter, thanks for brightening everyones day!  *** This RATTLER was sent in by Kyle (http://www.DoucheCity.com), dear friend of the Douchery! Keep on Douchin’ my man! ***

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Welcome to the party, pal! 

Congratulations!!! It may be a chilly February day on the A train, but it’s definitely Spring Break ‘86 inside your imagination. Look at the rest of the squares on this train. No one is having fun and no one is flashing their boobs. Everyone is stuffed into their jackets and winter caps. No one is wearing camo cargo shorts. DOES ANYONE REMEMBER LAUGHTER?!?!  It’s as if this train hates fun!

But that’s why you’re here! To get the party started the only way you know how! By dancing without music and flashing your absurdly large chest! You are like a Coors Light soaked freight train of fun, that’s going to turn those frowns (…and averted eyes) upside down and inside out! Hell, I can’t tell if I wish I had beads or I wish I was blind. Can you do a wet tshirt contest with hot coffee? No matter, thanks for brightening everyones day! 

*** This RATTLER was sent in by Kyle (http://www.DoucheCity.com), dear friend of the Douchery! Keep on Douchin’ my man! ***

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