SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Perfect Timing 

Lady, you are an enterprising genius! You must have read Trump’s The Way to the Top because you are a game changer in the world of designer knock off wallets! It never would have occurred to me that 7:45 am would be the perfect time to sellANYTHING on a subway platform. Not even luke warm churros, but you had the foresight and wherewithal to see the market’s needs!

While rushing to work, I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve thought, “Gosh! I could really go for a counterfeit Chanel wallet right about now!” Then early one morning you appeared like a lemonade stand from heaven, but instead of sweet lemonade you provide even sweeter men’s and women’s wallets. Sure, it was hard to climb around your folding table. And yes, I almost fell on the tracks. But it would have been worth it, for a moment with one of those delicate leather folds.

*** This one comes from the Douchery Reserve. Thanks for all the kind words about the NY Daily News article! Keep on Douchin’ ***

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   “…it would’ve...folds.” Seriously, I laughed out loud. I love Subway Douchery.

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