SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Look at this goofball! 

Wait wait wait… THIS is the goofy lookin’ bastard that thinks he’s better than everyone else?!?!?! He looks like some actin’ school fruit cake gettin’ his head shot taken! Like a heavier version of Cameron from from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off if you ask me! (http://mrsdashoff.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/cameron.jpg)

I got an idea smart guy, instead snapping pictures of people doin’ douche baggy things, why don’t you mind your own business! Put your head down and keep readin’ your Hipster Daily Whatever magazine! I’ve been taking these trains since before you were born! So if I wanna smoke a cigarette, breast feed, or make stinkin’ sexy love to one of my many women partners, you’re just gonna have to get over it! Anyway, spare some change? 

*** Waaaahooo! In the New York Daily News, now if you’ll excuse me I have to go unload the office dishwasher! Keep on Douchin’ ***

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