SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : I AM A GENTLEMAN! 

Perv?!?! Is that some kind of slang for Pervert? As Google defines as, “A person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior.” I am insulted. Who’s to say that your buttocks didn’t graze my open palm… repeatedly? Also who’s to say it is NOT acceptable to peel a banana slowly whilst winking*  on the subway train? I believe you are the perv for accusing me of being the perv.

Don’t let these glasses and mustache fool you, I am a a upstanding citizen. I didn’t need the state of New York to tell me I wasn’t allowed within five hundred feet of a schoolyard! I wouldn’t have gone anyway! Don’t like all the hustle and bustle! So if your “artistic” sign is through judging me, I’d like to get back to reading my Twilight graphic novel! 

* “…peeling a banana while winking.”  is a line from a bit by comedian Mark Normand. One of the best in the business! Check him out at: http://www.MarkNormandComedy.com

*** Check out the rest of the sign at: http://animalnewyork.com/2010/04/artist-promotes-subway-etiquette-with-guerrilla-campaign - Keep on Douchin’ ***

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