SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Have a seat!
What do you mean there’s “nowhere” to sit? Are you blind?!?! There is a perfectly available seat right between that gentleman’s legs… Yes, it’s perfectly safe… And no, I’m sorry but I don’t see any resemblance to the unibomber. (http://www.timboucher.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/unabomber-sketch.jpg) Quit being such a Paranoid Patty and take a load off, I am sure he won’t mind…
…. well, he wouldn’t have set it up if he didn’t want people to sit on it, now would he? This is New York! The city that never sleeps! But they never said you couldn’t grab a quick cat nap, he probably left the seat open for people to take shifts as look out so he doesn’t get robbed! Stop being so darn selfish, join the rest of humanity, and sit on that tiny seat between that gigantic man’s legs!
*** A hearty thanks goes to Combs for sending in this bona fide winner! Keep on Douchin’ ***
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