SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Take ‘im down!

** YOUTUBE FOR TODAY’S POST HERE: http://bit.ly/jQIZtA SUPER NSFW **

Many of us are at work right now and won’t be able to watch this video until either you get home or go to the bathroom and sit on the toilet with your iPhone. So I came into work early to do a highlight run down of the above featured video:

00:06 - The man begins to use the N word repeatedly. What’s almost refreshing is hearing a white man viciously use the N word makes him look more like a pathetic piece of shit than the fact that he’s halted subway traffic and is stripping.

00:19 - SWITCHING TACTICS! He begins to call the NYPD office located outside the train the N word and begging the officer to shoot him. Well Officer, like Brad Pitt said in Inglorious Basterds, “Oblige him!”

00:40 - Define Irony... as he desperately tries to get his pants off… after screaming the N word… after begging a cop to shoot him… he begins to sarcastically ask the growing audience, “Ohh… I’M insane, right?!?”

00:50 - Jews… While I guess the N word wasn’t quite getting the desired effect he was seeking, so he just starts yelling “JEWS!” and punching windows.

00:58 - The gloves come off… and so do the SHORTS! Which is met with screams for the ever growing audience because SHIT…. JUST….GOT…REAL!

01:20 - SPIKE! At this point he’s taken his one man show onto the train platform. After unsuccessfully trying to get a bro to come at him, he takes a woman’s shopping bag… and SPIKES it like the winning touch down in a super bowl for crazy ass nut jobs!

01:27 - Requesting back up… The NYPD officer is well aware he’s got countless cell phone cams on him and he has no back up. But HEY! If you’re a civilian in a killer red sweatshirts and you wanna throw your hat into the ring… Commissioner Ray Kelly and the rest of the NYPD will let you get a few knocks in if you keep your face blurry!

01:48 - GET NAKED! If I ever find myself in a fight, I’m just going to strip naked because apparently it makes you EXTREMELY DIFFICULT to subdue. And believe me, These concerned citizens and officer are REALLY TRYING!

Things degenerate from here, with some onlookers trying to get a few cheap shots when the guy is already down…shit happens… then at the 02:30 mark our filmer informs us, “I STAY BUMPIN’ TO THE CRAZIEST SHIT, THOUGH!” Yes.. yes you do.

*** Today’s post was a bit long but I had soooo much fun writing it! Thank you to my man Chris F. for sending me the video. And thank you to Phillie139 for posting it on YouTube! Keep on Douchin’ ***

Posted May 10, 2011 at 10:45am || home

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