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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Go shorty, it’s your workout day!
Hey hey gang! 50 Cent here! And when I’m not in the club having sex, because I’m not into making love, you can find me on a downtown N train shredding my biceps with resistance bands. I’m a super dooper busy guy, and between buying expensive watches, buying ridiculously tight spandex shirts, and recording hit songs, it’s hard to find time to fit in a good work out!
That’s why I’m introducing Fifty’s Full Body Subway Work Out! Say goodbye love handles! Adios jiggly gut! See ya later thunder thighs! With a series of resistance bands in front of the doors, chin ups on the bars, and crunches on the filthy train floor, I’ll whip you into shape faster that you can say hummus and pita bread! As well all know, my name 50 Cent is a metaphor for change. So grab a Vitamin Water and let Fifty change that pile of dough into a hard pretzel!  
*** Thanks to my girl Sharon for dropping in this pic! What a winner! Keep on Douchin’ ***

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Go shorty, it’s your workout day!

Hey hey gang! 50 Cent here! And when I’m not in the club having sex, because I’m not into making love, you can find me on a downtown N train shredding my biceps with resistance bands. I’m a super dooper busy guy, and between buying expensive watches, buying ridiculously tight spandex shirts, and recording hit songs, it’s hard to find time to fit in a good work out!

That’s why I’m introducing Fifty’s Full Body Subway Work Out! Say goodbye love handles! Adios jiggly gut! See ya later thunder thighs! With a series of resistance bands in front of the doors, chin ups on the bars, and crunches on the filthy train floor, I’ll whip you into shape faster that you can say hummus and pita bread! As well all know, my name 50 Cent is a metaphor for change. So grab a Vitamin Water and let Fifty change that pile of dough into a hard pretzel!  

*** Thanks to my girl Sharon for dropping in this pic! What a winner! Keep on Douchin’ ***

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