SUBWAY DOUCHERY

VOLCANIC DOUCHERY : … and I feel fine! 

What the hell do you mean my flight has been cancelled?!?! What kind of dog and pony show are you running with this airline?!?! Give me one good reason…… did you just say a cloud of volcanic ash is spreading over Europe… seriously? Okay, that’s good enough for me! Thanks for your time!

Honey! Grab the kids! This is the beginning of the end! We’re going home, we are stocking up on can goods and bottled water! I’m also going to buy a hand gun. Hell, I always wanted one and what better excuse than the end of civilization! I told you that John Cusack movie The 2012s was going to come true! I said the same about The Terminator franchise, but at least one of my horses came in! This is sooooo exciting! 

*** The picture was lifted from The Huffington Post. REPENT & Keep on Douchin’ ***

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    am well aware that...volcano is an act...arilines, but...

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    THIS IS WHY MY DAD IS STUCK IN IRELAND. suuuuuucks, maaaan.

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