SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : No Seat For A Pikachu 

Life is never easy for a Pickachu in heels. After a hard day of text messaging, travel, and fighting enemies by releasing electricity from sacks in your cheeks, you haven’t the strength to make it to the empty seat…. that you are squatting next to. Instead you did the classic 80’s movie troubled teen Back Against The Wall Slide Down. It would not surprise me to find the floor burnt under your tail where Pikachus are known to release built-up energy. At least I hope that is a burn mark and not a stain.

And judge ye not… by your provocative choice in foot wear. No wonder your paws are tired! Pikachuin’ around in those things all day, you deserve a medal! You also deserve a seat. Gather your strength! Rise up! And put your electric tail on that plush green seat!      

*** Special thanks to Steph (thebabbledaily.tumblr.com) for this wondrous photo from JAPAN! Also thanks to Wikipedia for their extensive Pikachu entry, which was quite a help! Keep on Douchin’ ***

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    I do not choose you, pikachu. No.

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    wouldn’t consider...subway douchery.

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