SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : My heart is broken.

I can’t believe Braydon said he couldn’t make out with you behind the dumpster because he had to go download an iPhone app! I hate him. Wait, no. WE HATE HIM! Hangin’ outside JoURneYs is gonna be totes lack luster. If there was ever a time the frumpy best friend was needed, this would be that time! Don’t despair, just stretch out, let all your crap fall onto the floor, get those Vans up on the bench, and put your head on your BFF’z lap!

I know we are taking up at least four seats but no one understands the depths of pain you are going through. Actually, anyone over the age of fifteen more than understands but who cares! Today is about you! As soon as we get above ground, I think you should tweet something totally passive agressive about Braydon…

sK8rGurrl: NEveR TRust A hEaRt SoOoO BeNT iT cAn’T BreAK. - BrIGhT EyES

*** High fives to PiiNk x LaDii Rose for this heart string tugging picture! Keep your head up & Keep on Douchin’ ***

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