SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The King 

Go ahead! Don’t mind us! Just take off your boot, remove your sock, and give yourself a friggin’ pedicure. We’ll just be gagging and consequently losing all faith in humanity over here in the corner. While your at it, just open the floodgates of gross shit you can do on the subway! Why not:

1. Strain a can of tuna directly on to floor.

2. Floss.

3. Use the Metro section as toilet paper.

4. Heat up some cauliflower & waft the scent around.

5. Masturbate with reckless abandon! 

Your highness, because of this picture, when the apocalypse comes I will not blame the universe for wanting to destroy us! You truly are the king of all douchery. 

*** This earth shattering photo was bestowed upon us by “Peter from Brooklyn” Thanks Pete! Forever and always, Keep on Douchin’ ***

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   THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE.

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    told me about?!?!

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    is nasty!!! People are siick!! hahahah

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    first time I’ve seen toe nail clipping

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    *dry heaves* That’s what...call a Hot Mess!

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    GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    WHA?! jeebus…make

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    This blog says everything I’m thinking…it’s amazing how people actually...think it’s ok....

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