SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Kick start my heart! 

- I’ve been wondering what those phones were for.

- The only song he could possibly be listening to on that iPod is “Eye of the Tiger” or “Shipoopi” from The Music Man.

- Walking under that leg would give you bad luck for 3 years.

- He just finished reading “Bruce Lee’s Guide To Picking Up Women On The Subway”

- I’d hate to see what this guy would do with a fax machine.

- We’re all very impressed… but until you can pull a Peter Pan (http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/498244850/subway-douchery-you-are-making-me-confused) keep on stretchin’ !

- I hope that crotch can dial! ZING!

- Don’t over stretch! The audition for RENT isn’t for a couple of hours.

- Moments after this picture was taken, he spin kicked the old lady in the throat.

And from comedian @DannySolomonn (http://www.RooftopComedy.com/DannySolomon):

- Jean Claude Van Damme is actually calling on the phone right then! 

*** This kickin’ pic was sent by an amazing human being who wishes to remain anonymous. Your secret is safe with me! Keep on Douchin’ ***

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    can’t even… LOL.

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    FUN POST: Ah, this guy must...an audition for “Guy Who Pees

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    Who writes this shit? Seriously? Because I think I would like...meet him and we could tell...

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    I love that Karate Kid reference! I use the “sweep the knee” line during hockey games and nobody gets it. *heavy sigh*...

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