AUTOMOBILE DOUCHERY : Fly your Douche flag high!
Yeah bro-man! *piff* (…sound of a fist bump…) You are killin’ it with window decals! YOUR…GIRL…INSIDE! BOOM! Just like that ancient Intel Pentium processor sticker from 1991! Not only are you showin’ you can totally take another dude’s girl because of your souped up Honda Civic with the oversized spoiler, but also presentin’ that you know a good microprocessor when you see one! AND THAT’S HOT!
Killer placement on the windshield! Maybe one rainy Sunday you’ll be down in the dumps and then you’ll look to your right and… UT OH! YOUR…GIRL…INSIDE! BA BOOM! You can high five yourself because you are alone as usual! Just turn up the Black Eyed Peas eternal classic “I GOTTA FEELING” and jam out! Cuz I gotta feeling you’re gonna be alone for a looong time!
*** This one came from The Douchery Automobile personal collection. Keep on Douchin’ ***
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haha badaboom badabing!
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