SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : You are making me confused! 

Jeez louise… I don’t know where to begin! I’m peeved because you’re blocking the doors. I’m impressed because I wasn’t aware a man’s body could be that flexible due to the construction and elasticity of the male genitalia. I’m also strangely aroused and I’m not exactly sure why.

The Peter Pan of Chelsea is turning the 6 train into his personal Cirque de Soleil and he does NOT want to grow up. Luckily he lives in a city where you can dress like Peter Pan, Robin Hood, or friggin’ Spiderman and no one will give you a second look. That is, until you make a wish bone of your pelvic region! Then some idiot who does a subway blog will happily write about it.  

*** This gem was first brought to my attention by Will N. & he found it on ZanyPickle.com. Thanks to you both! Keep on Douchin’ *** 

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