SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY FASHIORY : Ready to Wear 

- His Map of the Stars sweat suit was at the cleaners.

- Don’t worry! Those Eastern European tourists are only trying to figure out how to get to Christopher St. They aren’t staring at your ass.

- … wait, no. The one with the Fanny Pack is def staring at your ass.

- The ponytail is actually a scale representation of the future Second Avenue subway line.

- This was the MTA’s ill-fated attempt to get into the sweat suit industry and leave the transit world behind.

- Excuse me, sir? Does your sweat suit reflect service changes or delays?

- Bold choice! White does show even the faintest of stains but… something tells me that’s the least of our worries. 

- The W train doesn’t exist anymore! Nice “vintage” hoodie.

- “I can’t BELIEVE we sold one!”, said the owner of the store this was purchased from.

- After seeing this, Tim Gunn made this face and then tried to throw himself on the tracks.

*** Today’s photo came from The Douchery Reserve. At least he looks comfortable! Keep on Douchin’ ***

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