SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Well, that’s making me nervous…

- I know this is increased protection, but the only time I’ve ever seen a gun like that is during my weekly viewing of Die Hard. 

- How many back up clips could you possibly need?!?!

- I picked the wrong day to bring weed to work! 

- My mama always said, keep the butt high and the finger pointed!

- I think I’m going to hold my sneeze until he gets off…

- Does anyone else feel reeeeaaaaalllllllyyyy guilty for no apparent reason?

- Is it hard getting your machine gun through the turnstile or do you just use the gate? I’d use the gate.

- Excuse me sir…… ever shoot anybody? Ever want to at least?

- It must be “Bring Your Machine Gun & Indifferent Face To Work” day! 

- KILLER BOOTS, MAN! 

*** This picture is from an article on Gawker.com by the one the only BRIAN MOYLAN! (image via Splash) Keep on Douchin’ ***

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    “machine gun”, hippie, it’s...AR-15/M-16 semi-automatic assault rifle.

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    a little overkill, but...suppose its needed in todays world.

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    ….damn! I’m really! happy...work….even more so now lol

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    knowledge, buddy. ”-...need?!?!” Those are magazines, not clips. ”-

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    Holly Crap! Really? $40 Period?

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    ‘turnstile’. Dick.

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    guy in red. Teehee.

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    Ah… Everyday life

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    Wow, that’s a little :/ When there were some murders in Philly, gracious ‘angels’ from NYC came down to protect us!...

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    shit out of me. Increased security = imminent danger.

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