SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Marlborough Man
What’s up Bukowski?!?! Rough Day? Well no worries, you just light up and have a smoke wherever you feel because the rules don’t apply to you today! You are angry, you are drunk, and as far as you’re concerned, it’s everyone else’s fault but yours. Bust out a Marlboro Red on this cross town L train and let everyone on this train know that you live by no one’s rules but your own! And judging by how you look, sound, and smell, that’s working out very nicely for you.
Enjoy a long cool lung rattling drag! Can you blow smoke rings? WOAH! That’s incredible! Have you noticed that everyone on this train is trying not to look at you? Here’s why: Nothing makes you more of a Wild Card than smoking on a subway. If a ten year old girl with pigtails lit up a Parliament Light, I’d be terrified of her.
*** The Great White Whale of Subway Douchery : A smoker on the train. Big thanks to @WillZone for sending this smokin’ pic! Keep on Douchin’ ***
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too good. I spent...other night laughing at all his posts :)
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found my Halloween costume
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OH GOD I SAW THIS GUY RIDING THE L ONE DAY. Not only did he...his bare leg, too.
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This website is awesome.
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in subway stations if I’m drunk enough. Never...actual car though.
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yay! here’s another shot...smoker:...
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