SUBWAY DOUCHERY : A Cautionary Tale from St. Paddy
Cold sweats…. the train is spinning… I wanna cry…. This can’t be happening. It’s St. Patrick’s Day and I’m about to throw up on the train. As my discharge hits the floor like a bile flavored milkshake, I will be a walking cliche. More aptly, a puking cliche. All I wanted to do was see the parade and maybe have a few beers. Then my jerkball friends suggested shots and I was too weak to decline. Now they’re nowhere to be seen, and I’m barfing on a 6 train.
Oh no…. did that person just take a picture of me with their cell phone?!?! BLAST! I’m going to end up on that annoying subway blog! I never thought I’d say this but I wish I was puking in a cab right now.
*** Take heed from Casac8’s grand submission! Enjoy your St. Paddy’s Day BUT please drink responsibly. Also take public transportation and have your cameras ready! I got a feeling some good pics might be coming my way. Keep on McDouchin’ ***
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