SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The San Fran Danger Hand
Oooooh dear… Everyone play it cool… I do not like the alarming direction that left hand seems to be traveling. When this train ride started, he was sitting up right like a civilized human being. Then he decided to take up two seats to catch a bit of shut eye. Which would be fine if this train wasn’t crowded. But it is. And he’s a jerk. A word I wouldn’t use lightly in this present situation. *wink* *wink* *nod* *nod*
Now, I don’t know how to put this… but a party seems to be starting downtown …. if you catch my drift… Every time this train jostles a bit, a smile drifts across his face that is down right scandalous… then his hand seems to move south on the Oregon Trail … if you know what I sayin’ . Do I need to spell it out for you? If he starts to full on masturbate someone better smack him with a news paper!
*** This one comes from one of my absolute favorite cities San Francisco! Thanks to @The_Riz (Twitter.com/@The_Riz) Thanks my man! Have some Sourdough Bread & Keep on Douchin’ ***
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Or that we might sit on that seat in about an hour. Hella grimey, indeed.
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a fucking BART train. That’s fucking disgusting to
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