SUBWAY DOUCHERY

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : The Biggest Douche of All…

Well well well…. if it isn’t Fancy Pants McBloggerton in the news paper. He’s got a mug like he’s auditioning for a Valtrex commercial. And I’m pretty sure he’s got a lazy eye! Why doens’t he just mind his own damn business?!?!? If I want to eat, sleep, and shit on the subway it’s my God given right as a MetroCard holder! 

Now I have to worry people snapping picks of me when I stretch out on four seats and take a nap with my hand down my pants during rush hour???? Or when I have a few Chardonnays and then promptly regurgitate them all over the train floor??? This is just like that book 1984! Big Brother is watching! 

*** Thanks for all the well wishes about the article! Keep on Douchin’ ***

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