SUBWAY DOUCHERY : We Will Survive
Goddamit! Someone get me the GCS (Garbage Can Squad) on the horn, and clear this platform. Only two days until retirement and this is the situation I have to deal with… I’m getting too old for this shit! I didn’t even know a garbage can was capable of being broken, and then this tragedy falls into my lap.
“Can is Broken. Do Not use” blazes like a ransom note I can’t vanish from my mind’s eye. If stuffing a bag over the top wasn’t enough, this psycho had to leave a note behind to really rub it in our faces. But we won’t be foiled! We will not go quietly into the night! We will fix this garbage can, and celebrate our independence… from inept garbage cans and incompetent staff!
*** This grand submission comes from the illustrious Joe K. Keep on Douchin’ ***
